Who the fuck are we?

Two moms, one mission. Get through raising our children before setting them loose into the world without them being total douche bags. Don't be fooled by our name, we are two middle class white chicks living in Maine. We kill our food, state our opinion and drink too much wine...err I mean coffee. One of us is married  with a son and living with a giant manchild and a chubby housedog, the other one of us is a single divorcee living with two sassy prima donnas. We're not always mean, we just have rules. Our kids hate rules and tell us daily that we are not their friend anymore, good thing we aren't trying to be their friend. We are the ultimate mom tag team, and we ain't got time to mess around. We conquered our childhood together, now its time to get through the rest. If you're looking for a blog that will tell you how parenting is butterflies and rainbows, you are in the wrong place. This is a raw uncensored unscripted view of how parenting really is. We are momsters unleashed.